Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the Tank
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner’s manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you’re pushing them
Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
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