Some humour from Bob E.

Hi folks,
     My bride was nice enough to share her cold so I'm trapped in front of the computer
wrapped in a blanket suffering from body-rattling coughs, and sneezes powerful enough
to dislodge the dentures I don't have.
     I decided to find the best COVID 19 parody song.   This is absolutely and positively the best.  They are a real band and it shows...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyeFFoH627s

- Bob

...and a cartoon.

Making progress on my 72B

(Click on photo for larger size.)
Greetings All

With more time on my hands lately I am making more progress on my 72B restoration.  Maybe I will bring it to life this year.  A restoration takes a lot of time when you are busy. I have had it about 17 years and back from the body shop 13 years ago, you would think that I would be finished by now.  I made many upgrades with the main emphasis on safety.  The photos show many of the wiring upgrades—a big jigsaw puzzle.  If stock, I would have been done by now.  Also I have been anal on the details—much time spent on details.  The console has 2 new gauges+ OD warning light—lots of wiring and I have to add the stereo with 2 power connections, 8 speaker wires,, an antenna and the connection for seat heaters (my wife insisted on seat heaters—which led to an alternator upgrade!!).  It can be hard to keep track of it all.  Much PERSEVERANCE required.

I hope the rest of you are making progress on your projects.

Best regards, 
Tim Ross



Spring is coming!



Just waiting for the paint to cure and hopefully will be installing first of next week. Fingers crossed.

John DeW

Like it or not...

Research has shown that it is human nature to make light of situations which cause fear, partly because they are so horrific and our minds can’t really deal with them. I propose that you think of a humorous little story based on our present pandemic and submit it for all to enjoy. The nice thing about this is that if you don't like this sort of thing, you don't have to read any of them. If, however, you enjoy such things, click on "Comments" and see what's there—and maybe add one of your own.

Some guidelines:

  • Any submissions that are racist, misogynist, sexist, etc. will be immediately deleted without discussion.
  • Be clever and humorous 
  • If you made up the humour yourself, put (original) at the end. 
  • If you submit one you searched for, then put (found) after it. Originals will be given more weight in the final decision but found humour could still win.

Eventually, a winner will be named, and eventually a virus-free set of used Rolls Royce overalls will be theirs.

I think we all agree that there is nothing funny about COVID-19, but maybe humour will help us cope in some way.

- David N.

Stay tuned for a FABAC contest

The contest will be announced tomorrow. That will give you a chance to read the far more important story from Gary on his travels.

However, there will be a very special prize associated with the challenge.

Click on the cat for a larger photo.



It goes without saying that neither the cat, nor Carolyn, nor the wrench nor the ultimate backup tool are included. Only the authentic RR overalls. They are too short for me and too long for Carolyn. The winner is not allowed to sell it but may give it away to a deserving mechanic (or mechanic wannabe). They are not new, and have a few stains that may come out in its current wash.

Stay tuned!

Our Recent Coronavirus Travel Experience

   By now many of you are probably aware we got caught up in the Coronavirus global issue while we were in Florida.

   We left here early March driving to Florida confident that the Coronavirus was pretty much isolated to China, Italy and Iran. There were no major amount of cases in the US or Canada and no pandemic had been declared. There were no travel restrictions or travel advisories between either country, so we felt safe to travel and to spend our planned 5 weeks in Florida.

  We arrived in Florida 4 days later to find things were changing. Many of the long stay Canadians who stay at the same resort as us were getting nervous and thinking about returning home. We on the other hand just fresh to the welcoming warm weather were thinking people were over reacting. Unfortunately by the second day there we began to realize that things were changing and changing rapidly. So we decided at that point to "self isolate" ourselves, a new term then, and to pick up sufficient groceries to enable us to eat at the hotel so we didn't have to eat at restaurants. We also decided not to go shopping and not to go to public events that we planned to attend. So all car shows, air shows, farmer markets, any group gatherings etc were out.

    On our third day there Canada released a "Global Travel Advisory" recommending all Canadians who were traveling internationally should return home as soon as possible. There was some doubt expressed that airline travel could be affected. We read this to mean it affected only those requiring airline travel should return home and whereas we were driving that we should be ok.

    It was obvious too at this point that major entertainment events such as the Magic Kingdom, Universal and others were closing effective that coming weekend. At that point we too were getting nervous but still confident that our own self imposed reduced social contact would suffice in prolonging our stay. The weather was so beautiful with temps in the high 80's and the Olympic size pool kept calling our names throughout the day. Hard to give it all up only being there for such a short time.

   On the fourth day, my son who had been emailing us daily with Canadian updates advised us to check into our travel insurance update as he heard some were terminating coverage. So we did just that and found to our surprise that our insurance company in fact were cancelling all travel insurance effective 10 days after the Global Travel Advisory had been announced. Had it not been for our sons advice it would have been a fews days later before we were notified of this by our insurance company.

   At that point we knew that we had to return home. Not having travel insurance especially with a growing pandemic in a foreign country was just too risky. So at this point we decided it was time to return home.

    We left a few days later pretty much retracing our trip down routes. We had packed our lunches for the trip back home and planned to stop at the many rest stops that are integral to the US highways. Unfortunately for us most were closed or had reduced services as measures against the spread of the virus.. So we ended up eating our lunches in the car. For our evening meals we would get restaurant take out and return to our hotel to eat it. By this time most en route restaurants were closed or at reduced services with only take out service. Being vigilant and careful we were able to maintain our "self isolation" throughout the entire return trip.

   We gassed up many times in the 3000 km trip and in most cases hand sanitizers were provided at the gas pumps. Even after I would use Barbs own home made hand sanitizer i.e. alcohol (not my Scotch variety). It pays to be inventive in crisis situations like this especially when critical items like this are limited or totally unavailable. Barb also found out that hydrogen peroxide is also a good hand sanitizer alternative which we also had lots of.

    En route, we seen what I would call "a mass exodus" of Canadians on the highways heading north mostly from Quebec and Ontario. At some points it appeard there were more Canadians on the highways than local traffic. Something we have never seen before and something we won't soon forget. This too heightened our awareness of the growing severity of the situation that we and many many others found ourselves in. It certainly focused our need to get back home.

    When we finally made it to Houlton Maine we stopped for lunch in a gas station parking lot. We noticed a parked Ford pick up that was beckoning 3 or 4 other vehicles just entering the parking lot. They all parked alongside one another and proceeded, we think to celebrate someone's birthday, without getting out of their vehicles! One of them used one of those arm extensions that people use to grasp glasses from high shelves, to pass things between the vehicles. This shows that some people are getting the message to reduce their social contact. That was encouraging.

    Anticipating a lengthy border crossing, thinking of the many NB'ers returning, the lengthy questionnaire that we would undoubtedly have to endure and Gods knows whatever else. We were totally surprised to see only 3 cars ahead of us and each of these were processed in a short period. When it came our turn, we were asked only 3 questions one of which was do either one of us have a fever or have flu like symptoms. Answering no to this last question we were given a Coronavirus information sheet. That was it! Very anti climatic to what we anticipated but also much appreciated owing the fact that we were back in Canada. I can't tell you how much of a relief that was. That all said, now having time to rethink that border crossing process we experienced, sure doesn't give much credibility of filtering those who do have the virus from crossing our borders.

    Needless to say we are extremely happy to be back home safe, sound and healthy to this point. We will continue to maintain our 14 day self isolation(aka - quarantined) knowing too we have sufficient food and supplies to get us through this period. We also have close family and friends who are prepared to do any shopping for us if needed.

    I would like to thank all those club members who have contacted us to find out how we are doing and the offers  to pick up food and other needs if required.

   While I'm sure this is not over by a long shot, this is an experience we will all learn something from. All in the hopes it will reduce the chances of this reoccurring in the future and if it does that we will be better prepared to deal with it.

    It seems to me these global viruses are becoming more frequent, more powerful and therefore more difficult to contain. Once we get through this one we need to ensure our country is better prepared to handle the next one. We also need to ensure we are NOT dependant on our southern neighbor, China or any other country to supply our emergency needs in critical times of need like this.

   Take care everyone and please practice the now critical need to socially isolate yourselves in an effort to get ahead of this terrible situation. Looking forward to seeing you all once this is all over which will hopefully be sooner than later.

  All the Best,

     Gary

An Email from Gary

Hello David,

     We're back home safe, sound and feeling healthy with no Coronavirus symptoms. We are now officially under the "self isolation" Coronavirus Disease policy for 14 days which we are well prepared for. With our 4 days return trip we had lots of time to plan and prepare for it. 

     Thanks for looking after things while I was away especially directing the cancellation of all group meetings.

     Hope all is well and remains well with you, Carolyn and our FABAC family.

    All the best,

         Gary

Is Bob E. busy or what?!!!

     Since I can't bore anyone in person this month, here it is for the site.  
     Much of it is self explanatory.  The bedroom reno allowed us to donate the no longer need closet space to the nifty new bathroom.  And yes, the claw foot tub is sitting in the basement ready for installation.  In fact there's almost no room in the house not full of stuff for the project.  The basement has a mountain of hardwood flooring waiting for the heavy construction to be finished before it gets hammered down.
     The reno proceeds in stages after much (much, MUCH) thought, planning and endless consultations with the project director (Dianne).  Painfully aware of a lifetime of screwups, I can't afford to mess this one up, so nothing happens until I'm really and truly certain of what I'm doing.  Then I sleep on it for a week to see if I've forgotten anything.  This has saved my bacon several times.  The bathroom door (to give just one example) has been re-hung twice.  The location of the tub has also been changed twice (ok, that's the last example).
      The garage...argh.   It's presently in its messy and cluttered stage.  It will soon be entering the neat and organized state (fingers crossed). I was thinking that I need more garage space but after watching Kelvin's garage for many  years, I realize that 'stuff' grows to fill empty space.  If I keep the garage small, 'stuff' won't materialize out of nowhere to fill it. I'm not sure how I got sucked into the radial arm saw and drill press, but I'll put them in on a trial basis.  Since neither of us is brewing booze anymore, the 'brewery' has room for shelving, which should free up some room in the garage.   A note on those round valve shims.  Never place them on something that can be raised or opened.  They roll a long ways and get under everything.
      The new garage lights are much brighter than the old fluorescents and consume a quarter of the power. 
     And just ask me about the new parlour, go ahead...I dare ya.
       Bob E.


Be sure to click on "Read more" just below for several more very interesting photos of Bob's projects.

Cancellations

The seriousness of COVID-19 means that there is little hope of any improvement possibly in the next 6 months and therefore must cancel St. Georges Day party as well as my 70th.
I personally have cancelled my plans to attend this years British Car festival in Windsor as well.
- Kelvin

Welcome to the FABAC March Meeting

Here we are! What to do? I have a suggestion: Let’s share our thoughts, experiences, plans, etc. by either clicking on “comments” or sending it to me to post for you. (My email address is at the very bottom of this page.)

I’ll begin with “My Plan”. Click on comments to read it. Why not add something while you’re there?
- David N

Something for us geezers to while away our time

I thought the older members (are there any younger ones?) would need something to while away their time as they sit around these days. Briggs and Stratton made a hybrid car in 1980.

Dan


FABAC breakfasts

These are uncertain times and I’m sure that the rapidly developing COVID-19 situation is at the top of your mind.  Schools and universities have either closed or suspended in-person classes, sporting events and meetings, church services and many other events or gatherings have been cancelled or re-scheduled.
The most vulnerable demographic who might catch COVID-19 are seniors and a majority of FABACians fall into this group.  Based on what is happening and still evolving, I think it would be irresponsible for us to meet for breakfast on Tuesday, March 17th.  I’ll just have to have my green pancakes at home on the 17th.  J
So in light of what’s happening here and around the world, the FABAC Breakfast is cancelled until further notice.  May you and yours stay healthy!

- Phil


COVID-19 and FABAC

Before heading south, Gary asked me to look after the upcoming meeting. I agreed. I have emailed him suggesting we cancel meetings until the virus has run its course.  I haven’t heard back, so I am exercising executive privilege.

In light of all that is happening in the world re the pandemic, it would be irresponsible for our members to gather for meetings/eatings. Our membership is aging and “social distancing” is all but impossible at restaurants. The health communities have made it clear that every individual has to look for ways to help ‘flatten’ the inevitable growth of the outbreak so as to not overwhelm our hospitals and their resources.

Therefore, I thank Bob E. for making the meeting arrangements, but now request that he cancel the reservation for Wednesday.

Keep safe out there and we’ll see you on the road or after the virus has run its course.

- David N.

A visit

Tony is a Mechanical Engineer classmate of mine and friend for over 50 years. I visited his wife Penny and daughter Kim yesterday. One of the things discussed was their need for help in selling Tony’s Rover 2000 TC which Tony has partially restored. Any club member who can help make a selling price or interested in purchasing would be a great help to Penny.  Feel free to call me. 
- Herb Walsh

It is with absolute disbelief that I post this information.

I cannot put into words what a shock it was to learn of the death of a long-time friend, Tony Short. Many FABACians got to know Tony at Tuesday breakfasts. I am speechless.

His obituary is here.

FABAC Meeting March 18th

Where: Isaac's Way on Queen Street
When: Wednesday, March 18th at 5:30
(Arranged by Bob E.)

Ken Miles review of ‘60’s sports cars

The following link from the New England Alfa Club contains Ken Miles’s review of several 1960s sports cars. I admit my prejudice because he was very fond of the Alfa Romeo, but he has some good things to say about British cars as well.
- Dan

http://velocissima.com/articles/2020/KenMiles/index.html


Ralph H. is looking for car nuts

Hello fellow car nuts,

Wondering if there is anybody out there that might like to do a run to one of the largest Collector Car Flea Market, Corral, Auction and more event on the spring calendar?  April 22nd to 26th 2020  This would be an extended trip  as it is a 12 + hour run to Carlisle, Pennsylvania  and the event is staggeringly large with over 16 miles of walking to cover the whole of the exhibition grounds.  I am considering taking our Rialta  (a small motor home) and staying onsite.  There are two beds so no sharesies  for that   Also a toilet and kitchen facility so no need to eat junk food for all meals.  Otherwise would find a motel but how close could you get at this late date?

I have been told it is quite an event and one that everybody should go to at least once.

From the event page:

“Spring Carlisle is one of the largest automotive flea markets in the world and one of the best opportunities to get your hands on all things automotive.

With 8,100 spaces of vendors selling a vast array of automotive parts, accessories, cars, collectibles and memorabilia, it's almost certain that you won't go home empty handed. Accompanied with the massive automotive flea market and car corral, is the Manufacturers Midway featuring the latest and greatest products & services, and a two-day auction presented by Carlisle Auctions across the street!”

Read more on Facebook here.

- Ralph H.