A chuckle for you

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know   about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.     Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

 I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will  forgive me.  You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

 I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

 I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

 Your loving wife.
 XXX
  P.S. Your girlfriend called.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AH BUT THEY CAN BOTH RIDE THE SCOOTER STILL