(By the way, if you had difficulty getting to the ever-more-revealing picture of Jim B. in his birthday suit, try again — the link is fixed.)
I recently came into possession of a photograph. Not just ANY photograph—but a photograph of Jim B. in his not-well-earned but much-deserved prize of a portable fly screen room. Now,
I don't want to can't properly describe this photo to you. And, this being an Internationally visited website with some children viewing, I am having a very difficult time to know what to do with said photograph. OK, I'll TRY to describe it. It's Jim wearing
nary a stitch his birthday suit, proudly displaying this prize that he
erected put up. Here are just some of the thoughts that immediately went through my head as to what I should do with the photo:
- Immediately rip my eyes out.
- Sell it to some porn site. (Surely someone in FABAC could suggest one.)
- Send it to any FABACian who requests it.
- Send it to only the female FABACians who request it.
- Send it to the Federal agency that designs postage stamps. They might want to do a series!
- Incorporate it into a revised version of our logo.
- Get an
11 x 18 8 x 10 5 x 7 enlargement framed and ready for display. Sell raffle tickets.
- Others not appropriate to mention.
After the gut-wrenching agony of trying to decide, I had a brainwave! I shall reveal tho photograph here on our website—no Photoshopping—as is. However, I shall only display it in sections—perhaps five or six. This is going to be done in conjunction with YOU, the potential viewer. If you want a part displayed, you must correctly give the answer to one of the questions in Rita's "observation" quiz. It was a wonderful quiz and this way we get to stretch it out. Nothing else is being stretched in the making of this photograph. I ask that BBQ Bob validate the answers as they are posted in the comments. Once validated, a section of the photo will be added. So that you will not have to avert your eyes if you are sensitive to such photographic content, I will reveal it on a separate page named "For Sale—Equipment".
Check out the first snippet of the photo by clicking
HERE or on "For Sale — Equipment" in the top right column, and start posting your quiz answers—or not.
12 comments:
Too many ducks.
True answer,says bbq boBob
how many bird houses?
Who remembers how many bird houses there were? We need answers, folks. :-)
9 bird houses?
7 bird houses
how many pictures of Bob
3 pictures
Is someone here running the risk of arrest for promoting geriatric porn? :-)
I'm far more concerned about some geriatric viewer having heart failure! ;-)
BBQ Bob says all answers correct so show more geriatric porn
How many buoys?
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