OK. What to do?!

(By the way, if you had difficulty getting to the ever-more-revealing picture of Jim B. in his birthday suit, try again — the link is fixed.)

I recently came into possession of a photograph. Not just ANY photograph—but a photograph of Jim B. in his not-well-earned but much-deserved prize of a portable fly screen room. Now, I don't want to can't properly describe this photo to you. And, this being an Internationally visited website with some children viewing, I am having a very difficult time to know what to do with said photograph. OK, I'll TRY to describe it. It's Jim wearing nary a stitch his birthday suit, proudly displaying this prize that he erected put up. Here are just some of the thoughts that immediately went through my head as to what I should do with the photo:
  • Immediately rip my eyes out.
  • Sell it to some porn site. (Surely someone in FABAC could suggest one.)
  • Send it to any FABACian who requests it.
  • Send it to only the female FABACians who request it.
  • Send it to the Federal agency that designs postage stamps. They might want to do a series!
  • Incorporate it into a revised version of our logo.
  • Get an 11 x 18 8 x 10 5 x 7 enlargement framed and ready for display. Sell raffle tickets.
  • Others not appropriate to mention.
After the gut-wrenching agony of trying to decide, I had a brainwave! I shall reveal tho photograph here on our website—no Photoshopping—as is. However, I shall only display it in sections—perhaps five or six. This is going to be done in conjunction with YOU, the potential viewer. If you want a part displayed, you must correctly give the answer to one of the questions in Rita's "observation" quiz. It was a wonderful quiz and this way we get to stretch it out. Nothing else is being stretched in the making of this photograph. I ask that BBQ Bob validate the answers as they are posted in the comments. Once validated, a section of the photo will be added. So that you will not have to avert your eyes if you are sensitive to such photographic content, I will reveal it on a separate page named "For Sale—Equipment".

Check out the first snippet of the photo by clicking HERE or on "For Sale — Equipment" in the top right column, and start posting your quiz answers—or not.

12 comments:

Choral Bytes said...

Too many ducks.

Anonymous said...

True answer,says bbq boBob

Anonymous said...

how many bird houses?

David Nielsen said...

Who remembers how many bird houses there were? We need answers, folks. :-)

Anonymous said...

9 bird houses?

Choral Bytes said...

7 bird houses

Anonymous said...

how many pictures of Bob

Choral Bytes said...

3 pictures

Anonymous said...

Is someone here running the risk of arrest for promoting geriatric porn? :-)

David Nielsen said...

I'm far more concerned about some geriatric viewer having heart failure! ;-)

Anonymous said...

BBQ Bob says all answers correct so show more geriatric porn

Anonymous said...

How many buoys?